Well I was reading fanfiction and I came upon a quote that kinda made me laugh…
“You slept late, Mama,” Tarië said. “Uncle Strider’s trying to make toast.”
Halbarad shot her a look; she shrugged.
“Mama never sleeps this late unless you’re home, Daddy,” Tarië observed.
Oh yes, I admit it. And believe me, if you’re a friend of mine, you have fallen prey. You are most likely in at least one of my stories, and yes, it is probably horribly written. But, fortunatly for you, your names aren’t the same in the stories as in real life. But still, pity yourselves my friends. And also, I would like to put it out there that I do not, I repeat DO NOT write Mary-Sue fanfiction EVER that ends up with a character based on me or my friends falling in love with/ running away with/ marrying any traditional character. Only characters from my own imagination. Or characters based on someone I know…ok, none of you probably care. But you know what? That’s ok with me. You know why? Because half the stuff I say is gobbledy-gook anyways. So if you’ve gotten this far, it’s prolly because:
a) You didn’t know I was this…random
b) You needed a good laugh
c) You are my true friend. And if you pick this one you are probably
d) full of crap.
e) Just kidding, I love you all.
f) 
g) I am having waaaaay to much fun with this…
h) I’m gonna stop now…before I hurt myself…
