Be afraid…be very afraid.

Ah, so much has happened since we last spoke, devoted readers! I’ll just catch you up on my yesturday, starting at 5 p.m. So I was at Ally’s, and we waited for Ash to come. And then the pizza guy came, and Ally’s mom told us it was Ash, so Ally shouts out “Come in, Tommy’s waiting for you!” and the pizza guy luckily didn’t hear us. So then Ash decided to arrive half-an-hour LATE and then we ate Hawaiian pizza. And then Ally’s mom told her to go get a ticket, but Ally immediatly started arguing that she had seen it on the table, and then Ally’s dad yells at her to “Just do what your mom asked!” And me and Ash start looking for the ticket while Ally goes downstairs saying something about how dumb this was and how her parents were stupid or something. Then Ally’s mom pulls out a cake to which Ash and I remain oblivious, and Ally’s mom says “Geesh, what a grump,” in regards to Ally. She places the cake on the table and Ally comes up with a testy attitude about to tell her parents something along the lines of how dumb they are and the tickets weren’t downstairs but she manages to put two-and-two together, as we all have, and it’s HAPPY MONTH AND A HALF EARLY BIRTHDAY!!!!